Why am I so plain? Really. What makes me so ordinary? So much so that I have never been taken out on a date. In fact no one has bothered to ever ask me out on a date properly. I have been stalked, walked on, almost asked, but somehow I manage to always send out the wrong type of signals, I say "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Instead of the usual flirty kinda "I will be yours forever" that is actually trolloping in my head. Once people are in relationships, they seem to ask me for advice. As if I know everything (not saying I don't). But after a while, it gets annoying, all these people that have terrific love lives, while I stay in the background.
Not to say I've never had a boyfriend. I have. Kinda. Welllllllll...Kinda. Really I don't think either one of us looked at it as a relationship, and plus, we were in fifth grade, what kind of a relationship is that, "Hey, can I have a bite outta your tootsie roll?" It was objective but, somewhat sad.
So I am a devastatingly desprate girl. Give me a break. What do you take me for? Normal. Yeah right.
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